The Paul Scholes of Cricket

You might call me a day late. Well I don't give a rat's ass what this as-much-patience-as-a-six-year-old-kid-in-a-candy-shop generation has to offer.

As a kid, I loved the game of cricket in two ways, playing and watching. The entirety of the Sun's afternoon westward journey would be spent punching numbered buttons on landlines, repeatedly pressing the switch stuck outside wooden doors, calling out your friends' primary social-circle-acceptable identifier at the highest decibel level your throat could achieve, clearing the field of "kids" on the basis of you were a regular, it was your time to play or by just bossing them around; and then laying ‘the pitch’ by either showcasing your artistic skills at sketching three straight parallel vertical lines or placing a rugged piece of construction brick because drawing with it on thin air is an impossibilité.

This is only for your visual pleasure.
I'm serious.


The next one hundred and fifty minutes would be the most favourite part of our day. Half a quarter of this was spent drafting teams at the pace and satisfaction-level similar to a Round Table Conference. The rest was lost in trying our hand, or sometimes to put it literally, hands, at just about everything and not to forget, the primary (and sole) aim of any kid’s life - winning. And as I was typing the latter half of that previous sentence, something tried to tell me that all these childhood evenings could be the cause for my never-say-lose fixation. Or, maybe it’s just The Sopranos talking.

Retracing my steps backwards and putting an end to this tangent, I’m going to end with the singles and hit a six. Unlike my bowling style which wasn’t specifically borrowed from any one player, everything I did with the bat was governed by the principles of a cricketer in his prime back then, having been awarded the ICC Player of the Year in 2004. And here I do admit that I may never have been fully successful in executing his style of play but it was one that I identified with the most. Call it my defensive-mindset which has transcended since then into my likeness for the position of the defensive midfielder in football now, but it was something about the way he batted that appealed to me, both as a player and a viewer. And just the way he was branded ‘The Wall’ by the media for his impregnable manner, I was deemed slow and boring for hogging a major chunk of the limited overs. Except on the days when I helped them cross the finish line.

Trust me when I say it, because I’ve seen him do it over and over again, there’s no one who ever put more elegance in two of the most difficult shots to play- the forward defensive shot and the square cut. And if it wasn’t for the uselessness of the latter of the two owing to the lack of width in most of our playing spaces, I probably would have given it as much attention and practice as I did with the former.

Visual ..explanation.
What did you think?

And even though I’ve given up actively-following the sport since the past few years, I still felt sad yesterday when this legend decided to terminate his forever-lasting and starlit career. I didn’t feel that a lone status on the world’s most popular social networking site incorporating the word ‘miss’ somewhere and attached with a couple of colons and brackets, either forward or backward, stringed together would be just for a person that I have admired, loved and been inspired by since my early years; not just on the field, but off it too.

And it is my honour to have met this man, though it may have been at a young age and all that I accomplished with my mouth was flash my perfect set of teeth as he pinched my cheeks which I’m sure were as red as a beetroot.

And on this (emotional) note, I’d like to end my personal tribute to one of the greatest cricketing legends this world has and will ever know.

Rahul Dravid, I will miss you.

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